"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
04/28/2014 at 10:41 • Filed to: None
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"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
04/28/2014 at 10:41 • Filed to: None | 0
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you would think she would be the one doing the ass kicking. Paul Simon, 72 years old, arrested for domestic violence in CT. WTF?
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RacecaR
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:43 |
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Ah man, WTF Paul?
Maybe he is letting go of reality in his old age.
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505Turbeaux
> RacecaR
04/28/2014 at 10:45 |
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maybe, his wife is Edie Brickell, 25 years his junior. Wonder if that was who was getting beat on. He is a tiny little guy, I would like to think she could subdue him.
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RacecaR
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:46 |
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Yeah, I know. That is what makes it even more odd. He seems like a laid back kind of guy. She seems like a laid back kind of woman.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:46 |
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Between his age and size, I admit to being a tad bit baffled. I wonder if this is one of those "two people fighting - blame one and drag him off to put an end to it" things. I mean, she's got 24 years and some inches on him.
CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:46 |
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I heard that she is not aware of too many things.
Perhaps he just shoved her into shallow water?
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505Turbeaux
> RacecaR
04/28/2014 at 10:47 |
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totally. I was surprised by that headline for sure
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505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
04/28/2014 at 10:48 |
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hahahahahaha
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:48 |
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This sucks to hear. I went to high school with two of his kids, and was friends with his daughter (no, I never met Paul Simon) so its really weird to hear that a friend's family is going through this kind of thing... Especially from Oppo.
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CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:50 |
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This song will now be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
McMike
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:50 |
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Was Edie peeing on the floor again?
dogisbadob
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 10:51 |
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Is a rap album in the works?
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505Turbeaux
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/28/2014 at 10:52 |
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yeah I met him some years back when he was doing "Capeman" and at 6' I felt like a giant. He was not even 60 then and I could have stopped him with both arms tied behind my back
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CalzoneGolem
> McMike
04/28/2014 at 10:53 |
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That's some shallow water right there if you know what I mean.
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505Turbeaux
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
04/28/2014 at 10:54 |
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ha I try and keep my interests broad on here. Sucks for sure for the fam. My stepbrother was involved with the Capeman production in the late 90's and I met him them. Nice enough guy.
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
04/28/2014 at 10:54 |
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oh man...that is some funny shit right there
quarterlifecrisis
> CalzoneGolem
04/28/2014 at 10:54 |
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Well. Done.
Bravo.
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505Turbeaux
> dogisbadob
04/28/2014 at 10:55 |
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hopefully :)
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CalzoneGolem
> quarterlifecrisis
04/28/2014 at 10:56 |
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Seriously though, domestic violence is no joke.
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 11:04 |
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Yeah, without a doubt. And Edie is one of the nicest people I've ever met. They seem like a really mellow, level headed family for who they are. Ahaha. That being said, Edie is like a foot taller than he is and is way younger. I feel like she would be able to kick his ass if she needed to...
I also kind of want to text his daughter and see how she's dealing with whatever this is, but I can't really be like "Hey I saw the cops had to go to your house on a domestic violence call. You okay? Oh, uh. Yeah I heard it from... Do you know the website Oppositelock?"
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RacecaR
> CalzoneGolem
04/28/2014 at 11:04 |
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Way to tie it all up with a nice PSA message. "On this very special episode of OppositeLock..."
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 11:05 |
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505Turbeaux
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
04/28/2014 at 11:07 |
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I wouldnt bring it up at all unless she does. Who knows what happened! Could be all bullshit
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
04/28/2014 at 11:08 |
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lol. Man the years have not been kind to Art
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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 11:11 |
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Little update, apparently they were both arrested for disorderly conduct. I don't know what that means in a what-actually-happened sense, but that's better than a domestic violence scenario.
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505Turbeaux
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
04/28/2014 at 11:13 |
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Even more shocking right there.
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 11:13 |
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Let's see how this goes.
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
04/28/2014 at 11:15 |
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oh boy, going for it. I wonder if there is a Jezzie post to troll
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McMike
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 11:17 |
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Jezebel - no, never. They're just like us. Gawker commentors, on the other hand....
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505Turbeaux
> McMike
04/28/2014 at 11:19 |
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ah yeah I dont spend much time in either place. I just know one jezzie contributor who I consult with for work. I only know because she cross posts everything to facebook, even if she just comments on it. I am waiting for an opportune time to get her with something. Luckily she doesnt know anything about cars or what I drive, so I might be safe :)
JACU - I've got bonifides.
> 505Turbeaux
04/28/2014 at 12:30 |
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Ask Carrie Fisher...
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RacecaR
> 505Turbeaux
04/30/2014 at 17:23 |
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One of his songs just came on. I almost felt bad for listening to it.